Chapter 3 : Waking up...

The most hated part of ma life is...Someone or something intruding into my sleeps,,except hot chicks and screen shots of exbii.com

But this time its the fucking classes and boring lectures...

After finishing our round table discussions on various topics...from orkut to exbii ,,,hacking to cracking,,,school pranks to college mischieves when we drop down to our bed its always late night...i mean when even a couple just having sex cud'n effort to stay awake.. .

So,,its rather impossible to wake up at 7:00 am...even if THE WORD IMPOSSIBLE SHOUTS I M POSSIBLE...

So,,our only escapade from this is.."BUNKING"...and rushing to xerox machine at the end of the day...B'coz the fucking assignments are always there..just like an 60 year old Slut spreading her arms to a Youth of 18...

""...That girl was so beautiful,,,have i got any missed calls or some messages...hey,,i must have recieved some scraps in ma ORKUT profile...""
Wait,wait!! m not gone mad atleast now..M attending the most precious Physics class...but back deep down my brain...m still wondering "Wat d Fuck..is he teaching?Is he talking in French or German??""...the equations ,,the frictionless pulleys are all flying above ma head...""
.......oh ma God,,,plz save me..do sth ...kill me..or kill the prof....later is more prefered...
Just then..
"hey fucker"...someone called from the back..Guess who..??

yah...the second character ,,,Mr.Pankaj,, better known as Black Out..for his above average knowledge in computers..{all those Hacking stuff}..

"Are u feeling sleepy??"..he whisphered...
" naah...m already sleeping.."""...i retorted..
This is.. what our life has brought to both of us...???

"Boredom,boredom,boredom..."Every time i look into the equations...i found myself smooching a hot gal...or sleeping wid the sex bomb siiting in the front bench..."...ya c did smiled 2 meh once...
...after the class...
Cigrette is the best thing to forget the blabering...and kill ma apptite...'coz i hate "rotis" wid that fucking "vindi sabji"....and even the "sholay Dialogues" of the mess owner is something i can't ever bear........yeh,,we have to have our fucking meals in a mess..

Hello friends,,have you ever been to a bathroom where there is no trace of water and unfortunately u are suffering from loose motion or did u ever take medicine with Vodka or smoked 30 cigrettes to avoid hunger ....yup i did it...in macca of education..uuunnn kota....ur motivation and determination 'll shake jst after your nice landing in Jaipur....
ok..let me tell me it from the beginning…
After the Colourful results of Boards our 1st character ..yup me..was all set to explore the world of highly loaded intelligence..i.e the greatest gift of chacha Nehru …IITs…Inspired by frnds,neighbours ,girlfriend and above all by ma parents,I decided to take training for the so called “ toughest examination on Earth” n well set to sacrifice my most precious year..
Finally I boarded my train from Guwahati…”Okha Express””..it was the second time I am boarding a train but lemme tell you..the nightmare of going to toilet in train still horrifies me..Becoming prabhudeva in Toilet is not at all a good idea…
But a million Dollar shock was yet to come…Keep Guessing !!!
Can you ever imagine ,your dad is besides you and you are purchasing Some X-Rated movies with nude cover page…huh..Don’t worry !! It happened to me..in the Train..a guy/gal{I cudn’t specify} with long hairs ,tight-fitted jeans and specs asked me “Bhai wud u like some films”..as boys curiousity I abrubtly told..”Yes Sure”..Next moment a copy of Blue Film was in my hand and dad in front..i was speechless..for a moment I cudn’t think wat’s going on!!!..But friends There is God…dad was reading newspaper he didn’t notice it…The very next moment I sued him away…
But even after all this I reached Kota.
Wait ,, the real journey was yet to begin,,I was eagerly waiting for my chilhood/still friend ...The second character of my blog